Monday, Back to Reality

Well, loves, yet again we were not disappointed with the Bachelor. This show just gets WORSE and WORSE (by which of course I mean BETTER and BETTER). First of all, 3 out of 4 of us had not ever heard of Anguilla. Antigua, yes, the Antilles, yes, but Anguilla? Well, no matter because it was freakin' beautiful and now we all want to go there. I'm just sayin, if I ever do, I'm totally going to go to a concert by that Reggae band! That was cool.

Let's get right to the most important part of this blog post: WARNING SPOILER AHEAD.
Micheeeeeeeeelllleeeeee is goooooooneeee and we can all be happyyyyyy!!!....wait except....now, the crazy is gone! This positive may actually be a negative in terms of the drama-meter. Hmmm...nah, we've still got Chantal O. who is plenty dramatic herself (but in a much less evil-stalker way).
But here is something special for you blog readers. It has been pointed out for the last couple of weeks that our dear Michelle resembles a certain character from an old Disney animated classic....feast your eyes.

The first picture, is of course, our dear Michelle. But doesn't she resemble the snake from Jungle Book a little bit!?? Kaa was hypnotic, manipulative and evil....we had quite a laugh over this one.
Wasn't it strange and ironic that the girl who said the most couldn't say one word when she was eliminated? SO WEIRD.

Now I will address the other moments in the show in the weekly "Kudos&K,what?"
KUDOS:
-Emily, for really trimming down the number of times she mentions her background...of course, that's partly a kudos for the production peeps because they're the ones who repeat it all the time. We already like her, so we don't need anymore of the heartbreak!
-Ashley, for saying how she felt to Brad- that she really wanted to be chosen, but that ultimately if she wasn't she would be OK. Good girl!
-Britt, for taking her awkward date/send off rather well. That was a tough one.
-Brad, for not dragging things out with Britt. He realized that it was not gonna work, so he did something about it. Yeah, it hurt, but I guarantee you Britt will be happier in the long run. AND for FINALLY WAKING UP TO MICHELLE!!!
Shawntel- for being the most natural, every-day kinda girl on the show right now. She's got none of the hyperactive neediness and lots of natural charm!

K,WHAT?
-Chantal and Ashley- you should know better than to take your top off for anyone that asks!
-Chantal, for crying for the 6,000 time...and that ATTITUDE. sheesh.
-Chantal (you're on a roll girl) for the swimsuit that was just too much and too little all at the same time.
-Ashley for calling Brad "babe" constantly. Too soon, Ash.
-Brad, for telling Ashley that what she said about being okay eventually if she wasn't chosen was not what he wanted to hear/asking "why would you say that?" How conceited do you have to be to not understand her position???
-The producers, for the creepy stand with the girls' pictures before the rose ceremony. The wind and the stones and all that stuff in the windy darkness made it look like someone was going to be executed or something!!

Well there you have it folks. Next week, it's the hometown dates...in my opinion, some of the best!! Although editing made it look like two things: Emily's daughter does NOT relate at all to Brad, and that Shawntel goes WAY overboard discussing and showing her career....but as usual, we shall have to see if what they show is really how it goes! Stay tuned, blog friends. We're not out of the Bachelor woods yet!!